It has been a wonderful nearly ten years, just having you in the family.
I will miss you. Coming back home and not seeing you will be weird.
A good friend, companion, house guard, father.
Rest in peace. Love you always!
I came home and found a pair of shoes that do not belong to me or even my wife in my house. Thus, I deduced that my wife was having an affair and I searched the whole house for that man. I couldnt find him, and out of frustration, I threw the fridge out of the balcony. Then I died of heart attack because of my frustration.St Peter said :
Oh, such a sad story. Ok. You may go to Heaven.The first man walked through. St Peter turned to the second man and said:
What is your side of the story?The second man said :
I was exercising on my balcony at the very top floor of the condominium. Somehow I slipped and fell from the balcony, but I managed to hold on to the balcony directly below mine. I was hanging there and I tried to scream for help. Before I could do so, someone stepped on my fingers and I fell, along with a fridge.St Peter said :
Oh, such a sad story. You may go to Heaven.The second man walked through the Gates. For the last man, St Peter asked the same question and the man replied :
I was in the fridge.